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Friday, June 8, 2012
8:50 p.m. Trailer Trash: A Mini-Movie Extravaganza

Why wade through an entire feature film when a crisply condensed version can save you time and trouble? Ninety minutes compressed to a pithy two or three, saving just the most unsavory and salacious sections—that’s a compression scheme to be admired. We’re talking trailers: abbreviated spectacles filled with thunderous scores, thrills and spills galore, and a cast of, at least, thousands. And those stentorian voices booming with blustery conviction: “A Love That Knows No Bounds,” “In a Land Where Passion Reigns,” “All the Emotions of a LIFETIME!” We’ve handpicked over forty of these compact come-ons for your viewing pleasure. They’ll be comin’ at ya with a Fever Pitch. Stupendous. Unleashed. A Night to Remember. Classics from every genre—Westerns, sci-fi, thrillers, horror—but mostly trash, because someone’s got to take it out. Trailer Trash is all movie with no distracting meaning. You’ve Never Seen Anything Like It. First Time on the Screen.

—Steve Seid

• Total running time: 100 mins